La tête dans la tempête En route pour le Boxing-Day
déc 23

Presque Noël, c’est le rush dans les grands magasins pour les Pères Noël retardataires. Il neige, et il fait froid, de quoi avoir envie de rester bien au chaud au coin du sapin. Ok, mais comment on dit tout ça en québécois ?

  • Le fil de la guirlande rentre pas dans le plug
    Dans ce cas là, déplugguez et retournez la fiche.
  • Ostie, y commence à faire frette, va falloir sortir la tuque !
    Il fait frais (on prononce le T qu’il n’y a pas), sortons le bonnet.
  • Ça spin en maudzit
    Je dirais même que ça «skide au boutte», il est temps de sortir les pneus neige !
  • T’as tu mis ton cass’ de pwèle ?
    C’est le bonnet à la “David Crockett” en peau de Caribou. A l’envers, ça ressemble-tu pas à une poële ? Mais non, c’est un casque de poils. Et si vous voulez être top fashion, sortez le capot de pwèle également.
  • Va t’en au centre d’achat, c’est ben’ achalandé mais c’est pas dispendieux.
    RDV au centre commercial, très fréquenté ces temps-ci, mais vraiment pas cher !
  • Y’a tombé toute une shot de neige !
    Une bonne bordée, ouais.

  • J’ai les oreilles frostées
    T’avais qu’à mettre ta tuque.
  • T’as tu tes câbles-à-booster ? Mon char est pogné dans la neige
    Votre Pontiac est plantée dans la neige, et vous suppliez un passant de vous prêter ses pinces croco pour recharger la batterie.
  • Pas moyen de faire de skidoo avec cette poudrerie
    Quand la neige vole à cause des vents violent, la moto-neige reste au garage
  • On va tu prendre une marche en raquettes ?
    Avec plaisir, mais demain, parce que là c’est déja la noirceur.
  • Le mousseux, ça fait de balounes !
    Oui le Champagne, ça fait des bulles.
  • Avec vôt’ dinde, marrons ou patates pilées ?
    Purée, je sais pas.

Si vous en voulez plus, je vous conseille le très fun “Québécois pour mieux voyager” des Éditions Ulysse. Il coûte un 10$ seulement, pas dispendieux hein !

En attendant, Joyeux Noël à tous, et savourez bien la Tourtière du Lac Saint-Jean.

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